FREQUENTLY ASKED SILLY QUESTIONS

Do you really expect people to send you money?

No.

Why bother then?

Somebody might .

How many people have sent you money so far?

0

How much money have you made?

That's a silly question .

Answer it anyway

£0($0)

How can I be sure that you will keep your word and send me nothing

You can't . Life is full of uncertainties . You can help by not including your name or address .

Can I send cash instead of a cheque?

Yes but this is not recommended for those who opt for the Super De-Luxe(Recommended) plan as I don't want to tempt the postman .

Are you really head of Scotland Yard?

No.

Why did you say you were then?

I was lying.

That's not very nice

It was only a joke.

It didn't make me laugh

Me neither.

Why don't you get a proper job instead of scamming people?

I'm trying . Incidentally this is not a scam even though I describe it like that.

Why isn't it a scam?

A scam is where you are promised something and get nothing . My scheme promises that you will get nothing.

What will you spend the money you get on?

I'll either waste it or use it very wisely and generously or a combination of all 5.

5?

You're right there was only 2.

What sort of person do you expect to send you money?

Somebody like you.

Why somebody like me?

Because you've got a lot more money than I have.

How do you know that?

I'm guessing.

Well I haven't

How do you know?

How can I be sure you won't waste it all?

I can assure you I won't although waste depends on your point of view. George Best was once asked a similar question and replied that he had made millions and about half had gone on wine,women and song and that he had wasted the rest!! See what I mean?

No

You're thick.

I'm not staying here to be insulted

Where are you going then?